Taro & The Eary Dude
Once upon a pinhead, far under the sea, on the submerged island of Nib, theree were an eary dude who had caused sound to happen almost miraculessly upon the head of one fish 'taro', thereupon he did swim up and bite the sun, but it was all o k cause they was related, in a fashun And whence 15 dez did past all was well and there were no more beir, the island of Nib still was as loud as ever cause that eary dude would not quit, he just kept on soundin' and souno more beir, the island of Nib stillwas as loud as ever cause that eary dude would not quit, he just kept on soundin' and soundin' which was good for him and taro too, cause they was both far to old to shut up and go away, and prolly cause the Nibbies, who lause they was both far to old to shut up and go away, and prolly cause the Nibbies, who lnd prolly cause the Nibbies, who livet on Nib, really dug what soundin' could come out of them, cause it made them all shake and shake and shake, and in a real short whistle thereafter little Niblets would be poppin' up and happening all over the place, which made for better business. . .seem's shakin' makes niblets' i gess An it was good for the eary dude to have a lot of little Niblets around cause he could tell stories about dreamy thien if you just believed and believed and believed, which is what all the nibbies were really the best angs that cud really happen if you just believed and believed and believed, which is what all the nibbies were really the best at. Believin', why they cud believe in almost anything, like delivered pizza and chili dogs and hot fudge on ice cream, and mountains of snow that never went away and that's a fact. One de' Alfredo, that's Alfredo Chen, the Sundry and Mondry dude, did pop in to show off his new clok which was real cool cause it never stopped and never needed winding, whenseforth everything and always under the sun became now. . . . . and that's a facnever stopped and never needed winding, whenseforth everything and always under the sun, became now.
and that's a fact twoooooooo


November 23 ( Respect for old people's day)
Kind of seems befitting doesn't it, being the 23rd and all, Thanksgiving Eve', naturally Japan would have a national holiday for such a thing as Old People. It's the only day of the year where they don't kick them out of their homes because they can't pay the rent, make them go to the back of the line at the hospital (the hospitals are closed, so they can actually sit anywhere they like, but just today, allow them to buy lots of goodies for their grandchildren. Either way, there are no parades, although you do see a lot of real old people on T V playing gateball or doing nothing but waiting for the commercials so they can hobble off the bathroom. There are Blood Bank trucks in front of train stations, but old people don't need blood, they need time. Say that would probably be a great thing to get into, if you could figure out how to do it. Put Time Bank trucks in front of the train stations and suck time out of the veins of young people. "O K kid, How much can you give us today ", said the old geezer in the white frock. Well Sir, gurbles the young man with the razor blade in his nose, his hair all ablaze in orange and red, as he lay on the cot, " I thought I'd give about 10 to 15 minutes today,
Then crunching up his brow in deep thought he inquired most respectfully, you do pay cash, don't you ! ! afterall Time is money

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