Taro & The Eary Dude
Once upon a pinhead, far under the sea, on the submerged island of Nib,
theree were an eary dude who had caused sound to happen almost miraculessly
upon the head of one fish 'taro', thereupon he did swim up and bite the sun,
but it was all o k cause they was related,
in a fashun
And whence 15 dez did past all was well and there were no more beir,
the island of Nib still was as loud as ever cause that eary dude would not
quit, he just kept on soundin' and souno more beir,
the island of Nib stillwas as loud as ever cause that eary dude would not
quit, he just kept on soundin' and soundin' which was good for him and taro
too, cause they was both far to old to shut up and go away, and prolly cause
the Nibbies, who lause they was both far to old to shut up and go away, and
prolly cause the Nibbies, who lnd prolly cause the Nibbies, who livet on
Nib, really dug what soundin' could come out of them, cause it made them all
shake and shake and shake, and in a real short whistle thereafter little
Niblets would be poppin' up and happening all over the place, which made for
better business. . .seem's shakin' makes niblets' i gess
An it was good for the eary dude to have a lot of little Niblets around
cause he could tell stories about dreamy thien if you just believed and
believed and believed, which is what all the nibbies were really the best
angs that cud really happen if you just believed and believed and believed,
which is what all the nibbies were really the best at.
Believin', why they cud believe in almost anything, like delivered pizza
and chili dogs and hot fudge on ice cream, and mountains of snow that never
went away
and that's a fact.
One de' Alfredo, that's Alfredo Chen, the Sundry and Mondry dude, did pop in
to show off his new clok which was real cool cause it never stopped and
never needed winding, whenseforth everything and always under the sun became
now. . . . .
and that's a facnever stopped and never needed winding, whenseforth
everything and always under the sun, became now.
and
that's a fact twoooooooo
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